one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife wound and just think you hit them.’ And my mum is still the most metal person in my life today.
I like ur mom
thanks i’ll tell her
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on
thats a horrible idea
I wanna be
where the people are